Stimulus and a cigarette after.

Stimulus

I come to bring you joy. As it happens, I am joys pimp.

Everybody seems overly concerned about this stimulus package. I can't
figure out why we're worried.At 1100 pages it would seem they have
covered every conceivable angle. I even heard that there was a couple of
million set aside to cover the needs of butterflies which few documents
seem to cover these days. Furthermore some government agency has to give
us something for all the money we seem to give them sometimes each and
every payday. What the hell they doing with all THAT money, spending it
on stuff? How much could it cost to run this government? I figure they
must know how to invest in that every election two to 6 people spend
millions of dollars to get a job worth 300,000 a year .We need to be
stimulated, that's why every summer we ride roller coasters. If you give
us money I promise we will spend it. Do not give it to the banks and
car makers. They had it and couldn't keep it.They kept offering rebates,
we'd give them money, they'd give it back. Giving them money is like
allowing the inmates the run of the asylum.It is the fox guarding the
chicken coop. Trust that within those 1100 pages is our salvation. I know
that an extra $16 dollars a week is going to change my tax bracket but I
will adjust . I'm not like the others, i appreciate money when it is
given to me. I've tried that work and earn ethic and I've got to tell you
it leaves me a little empty and disillusioned. I like illusion that is
why we all go to magic shows. If i could pull a quarter out of my own ear
I wouldn't need uncle Sam. And now that Uncle Sam can pull a trillion
dollars out of our ass ...well, that is an impressive trick.


MylesKapson - Eli Mellach (pen)02-14-2009