USA-go for broke

Uncle Sam here. Hello. Well, that is it for us, folks. We're busted,bankrupt, broke, ferklempt. we are the government and we've spent way more than we took in. We didn't really think this would ever happen because we've still got checks left over.But...our loss is your gain. We are going to have a final, absolutely final sale.A clearance sale and everything, that is right, EVERYthing has to go. Washers, dryers,printers ,tanks, cars, boats & planes. We've got your big portables, your little portables and various nuclear devices. Power tools , air-freshners, EVERYTHING has got to be sold. We're not holding back so hurry, your time is limited. Save, save, save!You will never see another sale like this. Big.If you need it , we've got it.If we don't have it, you don't need it. Why look anywhere else? Do not let this opportunity pass you by. Buy, sell trade but whatever you do, be there,Washington DC, January 25th, 2009. In front of the Washington monument, hey this is a monumental sale. This will be the biggest gun and knife show of allllll time. It's not everyday your country goes out of business. You want to ask what you can do for your country. Attend this final sale. Ask us, January 25th, what we can do for you. By the way, you paid for this message. Admission is free after 4pm. No refunds or returns, sorry. Our operators are standing by for your calls. Order early, order often. Buy American. We wish we had.