King of Around

The King by, Myles Alan Kapson
I am The KING...When no one else is around.i am the King and I am the best, things go well and i get plenty of rest, you just don't know and i can't tell, when no one else is around. When no one else is around I can do 95 push-ups, run 10 miles, climb mountains , gather money in piles, bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, yes i can, i surely can...when no one else is around. When no one else is around i can fly an airplane, change an engine, make love to a beautiful woman 4 times in an evening and dance in the rain...And do more things by 9a.m. than most men do all day...And i do all this amazingly well and seemingly best, when no one else is around. So let me ask you all something? What are you doing around here? Don't you have somewhere to go , someplace to be? Something to do, so i can be with me? I want to be alone because i am at my best,when no one else is around. P.S. This is not a test! Go