The election was electrifying.-Rocky ho picture sho

Very successful attendance at the polls today. It could be said that the voters showed up in suits like a deck of cards.
In the old days I was friends with a lot of poll workers. Candy, Bambi, Autumn and Brandi.
After two years of campaigning the reporters asked Barach what the next four years would bring. He replied that he would catch up on his sleep.
When they asked what kind of change McCain was referring to in his campaign he said; well at my age, “Depends”
On AMC tonight they showed the original early ‘70s movie, “Rocky”. They’re remaking it starring Barack Obama. It will be more realistic this time… the black guy wins .
What’s this stuff about ‘the meek shall inherit the earth?’ the meek probably have everything they need or they would have spoken up. I’m broke, I’m all in favor of redistributing the wealth.
I’m seriously concerned about the middle east. If we keep capturing Pakistanis and Iranians where are we going to find clerks to man our convenience stores?
5000 years of warfare . face it , we can’t get along with each other, people just like us. Why then are we spending billions searching for life on other planets…green people, blue people. You know when we find ‘em we’ll say look, Damn aliens, they drink through their ears and shove food up their asses, they’re all on welfare and all they ever think about is having sex. I say we hang em. Morey will have to have a show titled “My alien babies daddy?” Let us keep the money and go on killing each other here on earth like G-d intended.

All the candidates want to be seen as regular guys just one of the guys .. Yeah, like we all want to be president. I want to see them get together with all kind of special interest groups and try to fake it to fit in.
One of the goys
One of the gays,
One of the geezers,
One of the girls. What’s next, honest allah, I’m just one of the Muzzlims.!

Quite frankly both candidates scare me. They’re trying to save us from financial disaster, save our economy, spending millions of dollars to run for a job that pays about $300,000 a year . At the poles I expect someone to say “ pull my finger.”
They’re like a half-time show…half the time they say one thing, half the time the other. I just hope they invite Janet Jackson for a repeat performance.
I’m Ok with global warming…who wants to eat cold road kill?
I found out that the first working salt mines were in Pakistan and Iran. Now we can tell them with certainty that they have a choice, they can go pound salt and / or sand.

Both campaigners decided to end their campaign with a BANG! Barack will be giving his last speech down south and McCain will be talking quickly in Harlem.
8% of the population was still undecided just two days before the election. Finally we found a team of people all smarter than a fifth grader.
In four years the new dream ticket will have to be Obama-Palin. Though I imagine she’ll want to be on top.
The last time I was into the Big Bang theory was the ‘late ‘60’s
In some states the machines went down and voters were faced with a new high tech device, a pencil.
I wish I had Abe Lincoln’s phone number. I’d love to prank call him and say into the phone “ well Abe, guess who won the election. Are you happy now?”
But perhaps a good thing has come out of this. I think we will finally see people beating their swords into plow shears. They need the work.
5,769 years of middle east conflict ended tonight though with the Arabs and the Jews walking arm in arm and laughing. I heard one say, well we thought we had problems but at least we don’t have a svartze President. All kidding aside, Mr. President elect, Mr. Obama, I am so glad I have seen this day. I could not be happier and may you continue to be blessed, go with Gd. Yours could be the greatest story ever told.